var quotes=new Array();
quotes[0] = "“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
-Charles Duell";
quotes[1] = "“If you're going to do something tonight that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
-Henry Youngman";
quotes[2] = "“Problems cannot be solved on the same level of awareness which created them.”
-Albert Einstein";
quotes[3] = "“There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.”
-Unknown";
quotes[4] = "“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
-Dilbert";
quotes[5] = "“Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.”
-Robert A. Heinlein";
quotes[6] = "“Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[7] = "“We are born as noble savages only to be warped by our own society.”
-Jean Jacques Rousseau";
quotes[8] = "“Hatred, which could destroy so much, failed to kill the man who hated.”
-Anonymous";
quotes[9] = "“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.”
-Martin Luther King, Jr.";
quotes[10] = "“Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego.'”
-Friedrich Nietzsche";
quotes[11] = "“Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.”
-Wilson Mizner";
quotes[12] = "“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
-Albert Einstein";
quotes[13] = "“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”
-Will Durant";
quotes[14] = "“Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.”
-Epictetu";
quotes[15] = "“Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once.”
-Julius Caesar, The Tragedy of Julius Caesar";
quotes[16] = "“For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.”
Lily Thompson";
quotes[17] = "“I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.”
-Steven Wright";
quotes[18] = "“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.”
-Sharon Stone";
quotes[19] = "“Do, or do not; there is no 'try.'”
-Yoda";
quotes[20] = "“There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”
-William Shakespeare";
quotes[21] = "“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
-A. Whitney Brown";
quotes[22] = "“The number of people staring in shocked disbelief at you is always directly proportionate to the stupidity of your act.”
-Daryl "Razor" Reaugh";
quotes[23] = "“A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.”
-John F. Kennedy";
quotes[24] = "“All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.”
-Ellen Glasgow";
quotes[25] = "“We aim above the mark to hit the mark.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[26] = "“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.”
-Steve Bluestone";
quotes[27] = "“Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.”
-Chinese Proverb";
quotes[28] = "“The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.”
-Unknown";
quotes[29] = "“Character is what you are; reputation is what everyone else chooses to believe you are.”
-Unknown";
quotes[30] = "“Downtown there are only two types of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.”
-Unknown";
quotes[31] = "“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.”
-Charles Darwin";
quotes[32] = "“He's already prayed to Allah. I'll let Allah take care of him. I'm praying for my people, the good people here.”
-Kirby Lack";
quotes[33] = "“The chief enemy of creativity is good taste.”
-White Zombie";
quotes[34] = "“The only thing that's impossible is trying to dribble a football.”
-Ralph Strangis";
quotes[35] = "“Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.”
-Kurt Cobain";
quotes[36] = "“Every step we take forward in technology is sometimes accompanied by a step backward in common human respect.”
-Whatever, Baeleth";
quotes[37] = "“Justice don't mean the bad guy goes to jail; it just means somebody pays for the crime.”
-Andre, Freedom Writers";
quotes[38] = "“The only thing that's impossible is trying to dribble a football.”
-Ralph Strangis";
quotes[39] = "“I got a text from my girlfriend from the year 2016. Apparently in the future I still haven't cleaned out the hallway closet.”
-Unknown";
quotes[40] = "“People always say to me, 'Where do you draw the line?' I say, 'Well, there is no line - it's whatever is inside of you.'”
-John Stewart";
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